Sing a song of eating

We're delirious. It's official. We made up this song yesterday, because Christmas songs are stuck in our head for some reason.

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're at work
He knows when you have just changed clothes, so beware for that clean shirt!

Oh, you better not eat, you better not nap
You better not pee, I'll tell you and you'll see
Jackie-bear is coming for the boob!

More lyrics to come, I'm sure.